conspiracy theory alert

I'll be the first in the blogosphere to say it, some wacked-out, living in their parent's basement, pot-smoking hard core lefty will claim that Bush and Co. killed Kenneth Lay to keep him silent about something like their nefarious plans to club baby seals and melt them down to make a magical potion to increase Halliburton's stock by 1% (translation 400 million, trillion dollars). Something along those lines. That was one sentence!!! Beat that James Joyce.